Blackboard is a Panopticon (And Other Things You Won’t Hear From NYU)
As a college student (especially if you are an incoming freshman), I’m sure you’ve been inundated with tips for success, safety, frugality and fun from the likes of your parents, orientation leaders,...
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Fools gold download.jpg”> The first days of school are always hectic. New classes, senile professors, crowded classrooms, early papers, and waiting forty fucking minutes for a tissue-thin pizza at...
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Robocop 3 download.static.flickr.com/2358/2844220141_ebaf31c2ac_b.jpg” alt=”" width=”250″ height=”180″ />Welcome (potentially) to New York University, Class of 2013! You have reached the final...
View ArticleHow Not To Kill Your Roommate Before Spring Break
It’s been two and a half months. The once pristine kitchen is in disarray, the floor hasn’t been cleaned for a month, and you’re pretty sure that smell is something dead in the heater. As you spend...
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